神通乡巴佬

2014-05-31 09:11:01 -0400
神通乡巴佬

剧情介绍:长得不帅、单纯可爱的男人楚中天(王宝强饰)从乡村到城市寻找自己爱情的故事。一个是有洁癖的都市中产(曾志伟饰),一个是邋遢的乡下毛头小子(王宝强饰),当楞头楞脑的“傻根”遭遇老谋深算的“琛哥”, 改变是必须的。朱哥宝训第一条:要追女仔,先要会败家,上万元的西装是一定要 上身的。朱哥宝训第二条:即使对方是个盲人,谎也是要编的,“相貌英俊,酷似金城武,年轻多金,一分钟十几万上下”。朱哥宝训第三条:如果有人跟你借钱,跟他讲“穷去跟你妈说,跟我有什么关系。”朱哥宝训第四条:上面一条是对外人的,对待你的“恩人”,一定要知恩图报。在朱月坡的精心调教下,楚中天能否胜利出师?老实巴交的他真的能兑现之前的承诺,不惜一切代价去报答“恩人”朱月坡吗?
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